I'm catering a wedding and my homeboy is insane for Hartzell's Ice Cream.
As such, we need about thirty pints of ice cream from Hartzell's, shipped express to 94703 in California. This will involve packing a box with dry ice and coordinating with UPS. I anticipate materials costing about $200 for the ice cream, $400 for shipping, and $200 for paying you to do the legwork of shipping these things around.
The wedding is Friday; please help me make him the happiest boy alive.