We ended up talking for a surprisingly long time at the checkout counter. Eventually one of the bfoods bigwigs showed up and I had to say hi since I knew him from back when I was a bfoods flunky. I was wearing my cheap-police-detective trench coat and it was on Wednesday night, and I bet I looked a mess.
The point is I wanted to keep talking to you, because you're good looking and seem down to earth and who knows, maybe you're not as straight as I fear you are. I wish I had asked for your number, even if it was just so you'd have the chance to turn me down and I wouldn't still be thinking about your goofy smile.
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