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Does murdering lobsters make your staff sad?
education completed:
some college
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I don’t really enjoy it either.
But I am a convicted Lobster Murderer which isn’t a felony, but a lot of animal rights activists believe it to be a capital offense.
I get it.
But what I can offer you is a moral “Get Out Of Jail Free” card.
I will assume the responsibility as judge and jury and unalive your restaurant’s lobsters into the boiling pot, whilst giving them dignity.
I will personally name each one of them, thank the for their service, AND give them each a little head kiss before sending them to the bottom ocean in the sky.
My prices are negotiable, and as much as I dislike sending these ‘sters across the salty rainbow road…..I will for cash money.
Emails only. (Subject line “Lobby Stars”)
Get at me and stop traumatizing your staff, I’m too far gone to reach heaven and will show them respect and give them dignity in death.
May peace be with you.
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